Laugh out loud!!



Hands up who loves Googlebox? Then you’re in good company because here at Woman’s Own we are totally addicted to the brilliant reality TV show, where you sit at home watching people watching TV!

The characters are spot on and we laugh out loud, every single week! But, Scarlett Moffatt, the lass from County Durham, has to be our favourite with her witty comebacks and hilarious remarks! And news just in is that Scarlett is set to become a radio presenter! She has landed a presenting spot on Captial North East’s breakfast show in the mornings so you will soon be able to hear her witty one-liners on and off screen!

Read on to discover Scarlett Moffatt’s funniest lines ever from Googlebox…


The time when – Jeremy Corbyn was elected the Labour leader

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Scarlett said – “He looks more like the next Doctor Who than the next Prime Minister to me!”
The time when –  Madonna fell at the Brit Awards

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Scarlett said – “Have you been in an accident at work? Where there’s a blame there’s a claim!”


The time when – ITV News said that plastic bag charges in England could lead to chaos at the checkouts.

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Scarlett said – “Confusion? It’s a f**king carrier bag. Do I have to pay for it? Yes or no? That’s all you have to say.”


The time when – there was a documentary about webcam sex couples and one couple wore disguises like this

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Scarlett said – “I mean, I don’t know where they got those disguises from but they could go and rob a f**king bank, because they are genius!”



The time when – the former boss of Marks & Spencer, launched a campaign to keep Britain in the European Union

Screen Shot 2015-11-11 at 16.13.59Scarlett said -“This isn’t just Europe – this is a Marks and Spencer’s Europe”



The time when – someone on First Dates said that they use evaporated milk to make a cup of tea
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Scarlett said – “Evaporated milk? How would you add evaporated milk in? It’s not there.”



The time when – Richard Bacon introduced more athletes to tough endurance tests in Eternal Glory

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Scarlett said – “Basically, first round is a staring competition. Second round is tiddlywinks. And third round is a very intense fame of hopscotch. It’s gonna be brutal.”



The time when – they watched Dirty Dancing

Scarlett said – “Right, I’m going to Butlins…”



The time when – the ITV News confirmed that Jamie Oliver wanted to place a tax on sugar
Scarlett said – “Whenever we watch Christmas documentaries with him, he covers everything in f**king goose fat! Vegetables? Goose fat. Potatoes? Goose fat. Gooses? Goose fat!”


The time when – Bruno Tonioli swore on Strictly Come Dancing

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Scarlett’s dad said –  “He only said bullocks”
Scarlett  said – “Dad! It’s a BBC family show! You can’t go around talking about cocks and balls!”