Phillip Schofield named as weirdest celebrity crushWith the unpredictable weather playing havoc with our plans, why not play it safe and stay in with a bottle of vino and our selection of the finest TV this weekend…

1. Glastonbury , BBC, all weekend

A little known band called the Rolling Stones take to the stage on Saturday night. Enjoy from the comfort of your living room – wellies optional.

2. The Returned, Channel 4, 9pm, Sunday 

This spooky French drama just gets better and better. Tonight Julie suspects creepy Victor might be up to no good. Er, duh!

3. The Cube: Celebrity Special, ITV, 8pm, Sunday 

Olympic gymnast Louis Smith joins Phillip Schofield for another edition of the nail biting game show. Mark Wright also takes on the challenges.

4. Your Face Sounds Familiar, ITV, 7.30PM, Saturday 

Imagine a bunch of celebs doing ‘Star in their Eyes’. Say no more. Newly preggers Alesha Dixon and Paddy McGuinness host.

5. All Star Family Fortunes, ITV, 8.45, Saturday 

Vernon Kay welcomes Rylan Clark’s family to the show, where they will be taking on Casualty star Patrick Robinson’s clever clan.